英雄联盟，最搞笑的睡前故事英雄联盟睡前故事搞笑
“英雄联盟，睡觉！”
小明揉了揉发酸的眼睛，显示器上的画面已经模糊了，他看了看时间，已经十一点了，但他的大脑却像装了弹簧一样，怎么也停不下来，昨天晚上，他和小美一起打游戏，玩得可开心了,完全忘了时间已经很晚了。
“小美，再打一会儿，我保证睡觉！”小明一边打着游戏,一边说道。
小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “You really want to stay awake? Alright, alright. But you know what? I have a surprise for you.”
小美的话音刚落，她就迅速跑出了房间，留下小明一个人坐在那里，盯着游戏屏幕，越看越入迷，小明摸了摸自己的额头，汗水顺着脸颊滑下来，他实在忍不住了：“What’s going on, little cutie? You’re acting all weird.”
“Not weird,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and comes back into the room with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明皱了皱眉，继续专注于游戏，他的手指在键盘上飞快地敲击，仿佛整个世界都只剩下自己的呼吸声，突然，游戏画面突然闪了一下,接着就黑了下去。
“Wait, what just happened?” 小明惊恐地站起来，四处张望，发现整个房间都黑了下来，他手里的游戏手柄还在那里，但游戏已经完全黑了,他只能看到墙上挂着的英雄联盟海报。
“Is it… is it over?” 小明的声音颤抖了一下。
“Yeah, it’s over,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “The game is over. But guess what? I have a surprise for you.”
小明呆呆地站在原地，眼睛里满是疑惑，他看着小美，突然意识到自己刚才说的“surprise”是什么。
“小美，你是不是在说……” 小明的声音突然低了下来,他感觉自己的心跳也跟着变慢了。
“Yeah, yeah, I am,” 小美轻声说道，她从包里拿出一个闪亮的盒子，上面用金色的字母写着“Surprise”，小明接过盒子，盒子发出一阵微弱的蓝光,然后逐渐变暗。
“Open it!” 小美 rolls out her mouse and stands up, ready to open the box.
小明犹豫了一下，但还是打开了盒子，盒子里面是一个闪亮的手机，上面用小字体写着“英雄联盟：睡前Fun never ends！”，小明的手指颤抖着，他从未见过这么闪亮的手机,更没想到里面会装着一个游戏。
“Whoa, what’s this thing?” 小明的声音充满了惊讶。
“Open it!” 小美 rolls out her mouse and stands up, ready to open the box.
手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “I told you I have a surprise. Now you have a surprise that’s even more surprising. But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明呆呆地站在原地，眼睛里满是疑惑，他看着手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明呆呆地站在原地，眼睛里满是疑惑，他看着手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself.”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and sits down in front of him. “But guess what? I’m not going to tell you what’s inside right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
突然，手机“叮”的一声响了，屏幕亮了起来，上面显示的是英雄联盟的界面，小明的手指颤抖着，他看着自己的手机,突然意识到自己可能在做梦。
“Whoa, what’s going on?” 小明的声音充满了困惑。
“Alright, alright,” 小美 rolls out her mouse and looks at him with a mischievous smile. “I told you I have a surprise. But you know what? I’m not going to tell you right now. You have to figure it out yourself。”
小明突然意识到,自己可能在做梦。
“Is this real?” 小明的声音颤抖了。
“Yeah, it’s real,” 小美 rolls
英雄联盟，最搞笑的睡前故事英雄联盟睡前故事搞笑，
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